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Bouncy Castle

by Andrew Huang

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1.
where'd i put my phone? where'd i put my keys? where'd i put my phone? where'd i put my bag? where'd i put my phone? where'd you park the car? where'd i put my glasses? where'd i put my phone?
2.
Oh Snap 02:13
o, h, s, n, a, p oh snap!
3.
i don't network, i make the net work all tryna play catchup and respect work i sink nets first, and then i quench thirst and still never have to worry 'bout my net worth it's finally starting to happen 30 years old - 27 of them rapping never thought i’d be commuting on a damn plane wanna celebrate, get the champagne i do it everyday, yes i’m flashing owning like you can’t imagine i’m doing alriiiiiiight, yeah i’m feeling alriiiiiiight, yeah i work it everyday, make it happen push it like you can’t imagine i’m doing alriiiiiiight, yeah i’m feeling alriiiiiiight, yeah i'm on my polyphase work days are holidays dark side, fly me to the moon, olivier never turn it off, let the song play from kanye to andre to beyoncé wifey gets annoyed ‘cause i listen to it all day not tryna chase a coin, that’s the wrong way i brought the noise, ’til the noise brought pay write albums on laphroaig, call it scotch tape i do it everyday, yes i’m flashing owning like you can’t imagine i’m doing alriiiiiiight, yeah i’m feeling alriiiiiiight, yeah i work it everyday, make it happen push it like you can’t imagine i’m doing alriiiiiiight, yeah i’m feeling alriiiiiiight, yeah rap rapscallion, candy on a track one-man battalion could rally the attack when i’m back here in cali and i’m savvy with stacks road trip through the valley of the shadow of rap from oakland to sac-town, packed crowds rocking slim’s to the glass house never back down on tour with the crew i love you know i’m doing what i love to do, what’s up i do it everyday, yes i’m flashing owning like you can’t imagine i’m doing alriiiiiiight, yeah i’m feeling alriiiiiiight, yeah i work it everyday, make it happen push it like you can’t imagine i’m doing alriiiiiiight, yeah i’m feeling alriiiiiiight, yeah
4.
Mullets 02:06
business in the front party in the back got a mullet don't gotta mull it over business in the front party in the back got a mullet don't gotta mull it over business in the front i got my business in the front party in the back come and party in the back
5.
Circuits 01:42
it’s not too cold for me grow your neurons on me spread your dendrites across keep me in the freezer feed me once a week lithographic protein implant your learning curve vascular potentials you gotta free your mind you got a free young mind it’s not too cold for me
6.
Lean 02:22
i got lean i got slur coming to careen i got blur not a baller but i throw curve 'cause i got tilt yeah you know i got swerve i got lean i got slur coming to careen i got nerve not a baller but i throw curve 'cause i got tilt yeah you know i got swerve i've been the student, now i'm the sensei and i don't care what your friends say 'cause my beats bang and my pen pays and i'm partying on a wednesday and our drinks leave rings on the table like oh oh add more zeroes on your quote though 'cause i got a lot i want to do, gotta go go how to stop? that's the only thing i don't know whether i flow so quick synonym cinnamon spitting at any quotidian idiot’s dis or if it’s slow mo, roadshow bouncing like a pogo stick ‘em with a bullet time flow, let me loose that produce that groove, that doo-dat doo-dat dat skewed rap, rare samples too stacked music geek championship - top cusack i got lean i got slur coming to careen i got blur not a baller but i throw curve 'cause i got tilt yeah you know i got swerve i got lean i got slur coming to careen i got nerve not a baller but i throw curve 'cause i got tilt yeah you know i got swerve i’m slurring when i’m wining with these spin docs curving when they’re blowing up my inbox gattle to a flintlock, staying in trouble bubbles and maybe a couple of jameson doubles, it's intox the way i’m in it, i’m addicted swagger from a swig of idioms and diction spill it all over the track and then i mix it when i dip you dip we dip it like a biscuit tilt shift, focus swerve with the wolves, i’m ferocious these folks can’t handle, it’s bogus forget a horn, drink a magnum opus little tots still swill with the soda pop listened to the lil lils til we opened shop now nobody can compete how i go to rock screens to stages, outrageous
7.
i can’t get on the internet i can’t get on the wifi i can’t get on the internet i really want some wi-fi what is the password is it all one word are there any capitals in it i can’t get on the internet i can’t get on the wifi i can’t get on the internet i really want some wi-fi did you restart your computer did you unplug the modem and wait ... and plug it back in did you try blowing on it i can’t get on the internet i can’t get on the wifi i can’t get on the internet i really want some wi-fi

about

This collection comes from a phase when I found myself enamoured with the combination of funk guitars, glitch-inspired sound design, and snappy electronic drums with a lot of groove.

The upbeat tracks resulting from this brew of ingredients inspired a lot of playfulness in my lyrics and vocals - it’s probably telling that the most serious Bouncy Castle gets is on a track entitled “Alriiiiiiight, Yeah!”, written in celebration of being able to make music for a living. Other songs cover such thoughtful and weighty material as misplacing one’s phone, not being able to connect to the internet, and an article I read about things scientists were doing with rats' brains. Also, “Mullets”, which is about mullets.

Enjoy the glitch funk.

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released May 21, 2015

Written, recorded and produced by Andrew Huang.
"Mullets" co-written by Essa Bowser.

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